All of the Republican candidates for Lt. Governor in Texas have reaffirmed their commitment to forcing schoolkids to learn creationism because the Constitution knows not to mess with Texas.

These candidates may be dumb, but they’re at least smart enough to couch it in words that in their tiny little minds makes it OK — “We’ll teach both theories.”

Next, they’ll require astronomy teachers to also teach astrology, and chemistry teachers to teach alchemy, because you know, let’s be fair here.

Mind you, the only creationist story they want taught equally with valid science is theirs.  They don’t mean some American Indian creation story, or some Hindu one!  Ha ha!  Those aren’t real religions!  Everyone knows the Constitution only allows for Christian beliefs.  It’s in there somewhere, they know it, it has to be.

Let’s see… remind me again why Americans score so poorly in science?