Our devious plan is coming to fruition!  Soon every state will be forced to allow all humans to be treated as equals!  Muahahaha!   

Our latest conquest is the very very red state of Oklahoma, where a federal judge has ruled unconstitutional their law prohibiting gays from getting married.

The liberal plan is shrewd, if I must say so.  We have convinced judges that it is wrong to discriminate against people for no good reason.  And how did we do this?  By using the actual literal words of the United States Constitution!   Muahahaha!

Now, admittedly, there are those who will stand in our way and demand that America is all about treating some of its citizens as inferior — that we should stand for the denial of basic human rights.  Fools!  We will show them all!  Oklahoma and Utah may have stopped gay marriages while this case is on appeal, but we will eventually prevail!

And none shall stop us!