“Hi, we’re the Republican party! We’re the ones who just shut down the government and are violating your Constitutional rights. We’re led by a rapist with 34 felonies who is suffering from dementia and who has the lowest approval rating of any President at this stage of his presidency. If you vote for us, we promise to cut every government program that helps you and will work to hurt everyone who is not a straight, white male! So, can we count on your vote in November?

Oh, did we mention that we’re actively hiding evidence about rich people raping young girls?”

(An apology: I’ve been so depressed over politics lately, I find it hard to write about it on this blog, although I do give small comments on my Facebook page often.)