Maybe you’ve heard that Fox News was shocked that a Muslim could research and write a book about Jesus.

Well, what I want to know is this: How can Bill O’Reilly have written a book about Lincoln when his ancestors came from Ireland?

I understand that Carl Sagan wrote books about the formation of the universe, even though he wasn’t around when it happened!

Shocked, I tell you. Absolutely shocked that people can write about things simply because they do the research.

(And then there’s that guy Michael A. Ventrella. He’s written a couple of novels about wizards, and he doesn’t even believe in magic!)