The Citizen’s Grand Jury

Oh, no! Look! A Citizen’s Grand Jury has indicted the lead prosecutor in the Zimmerman trial! This is serious, as some people have pointed out on the interwebs. It could throw the whole trial into chaos!

Those “citizen grand juries” are powerful things, you know. Remember the “citizen’s grand jury” that indicted George W. Bush for war crimes? He’s never lived that down. Then there was the “citizen’s grand jury” that concluded that 9/11 was an inside job, and the “citizen’s grand jury” that determined that Obama’s birth certificate was a forgery, and of course, the “citizen’s grand jury” that was formed by a bunch of white supremacists that indicted a bunch of liberals who were keepin’ the white man down.

Yep, those “citizen’s grand juries” are serious things.

Hey! I have an idea! Why don’t we all get together and start our own “citizen’s grand jury” and indict someone! Come on, it’ll be fun!

2 thoughts on “The Citizen’s Grand Jury

  1. Well, Mike, I’ve formed my own Citizen’s Grand Jury consisting of myself and eleven names I pulled at random from the 1997 copy of the Philadelphia White Pages and we’ve decided – with myself voting for the others since I didn’t want to bother them (and after fifteen years, some of them may have died) – that you’ve greatly underestimated the power of powerless groups of self-appointed people.

    Take THAT! *harumph!!*

    (Yes, I actually do have a ’97 copy of the Philadelphia White Pages. That’s how I pick character names for my novels and stories.)

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