Santa’s Coming!

Let’s take a break from the serious stuff today and listen to a funny Lennonesque Christmas song, which just happens to be by my brother Philip.

“Santa’s Coming” is from the CD he made under the name “Inspector Muffin” — a psychedelic tribute to 60s music (and I play bass and co-wrote one song).

“Santa’s Coming” is not necessarily a song you would play for your kids if they are old enough to get the double entendres.  Lyrics are below.

Santa comes only once a year
So when its time for him to come, everyone stand clear

His sack is full with good things for me and you
and if you’ve been a real good boy, he’ll drop a load or two on you

Everyone beat the Christmas drums
Everyone’s glad when Santa comes

When he comes
Santa’s coming
All over the world for all the boys and girls
Santa’s coming

Don’t be shy; Santa’s quite the handsome chap
You can feel the love he brings by sitting in his lap

So sit right down, there’s a package just for you
but don’t open til Christmas day or Santa’s gonna come too soon

Santa will bless the old and young
If your stocking is well hung

When he comes
Santa’s coming
All over the world for all the boys and girls
Santa’s coming

Before you go down, please make sure the chimney’s clear
If its too tight, you should go ’round back and enter from the rear
For the climax of the year

Christmas day the bells have rung
Santa Claus on every tongue

When he comes
Santa’s coming
All over the world for all the boys and girls
Santa’s coming

Download it here.

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