How The Grinch Stole the Election

Every Who Down in Whoville Liked Clinton a lot…
But the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville, did not!
The Grinch hated Clinton that bordered on fear
Something about emails but it’s not quite clear
I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his brain was two sizes too small.
And he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,
“I must stop this stupid election from coming!”
“I know just what to do!” The Grinch laughed all around.
And he jumped in his car and drove into town.
All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care.
When he came to the first little house on the square.
“This is stop number one.” The Grinch made a bee-line
And he ran ‘cross the lawn for the “Hillary” sign
He continued all night, taking signs near and far
Then he loaded them all in the back of his car
“Pooh Pooh to the Whos!” he said with a big grin.
“They’re finding out now that Clinton can’t win!”
And he turned on the tube and rubbed at his eyes
He couldn’t believe that horrible surprise
Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,
Had voted for Hillary without signs at all!
“Maybe voting,” he thought, “doesn’t come from a sign.”
“Maybe choosing a candidate is more benign”
And did the Grinch change? Now don’t be a chump
The Grinch after all, was a voter for Trump.

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