After Colin Mochrie pointed out that “Lord Dampnut” was an anagram of Donald Trump, inquiring minds wanted to know:  What else can be made from the name?

Well, there’s

• Damn Turd Pol
• Mad Lord Punt
• Plod Turdman
• Damp Old Runt
• Darn Mud Plot
• Mr. Adult Pond
• Mr. Odd Lapnut

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