Editorial cartoon: Tip of the iceberg

Why are they always so obsessed with sex?

It always seemed to me that the men who scream the loudest against gay marriage are often closeted themselves.  Why do they think of gay sex so often?  Why is that always the first argument they give against gay marriage?  Being in love doesn’t matter, it’s that gay sex thing they just can’t stop thinking about and researching on the internet and visiting gay hangouts to study further… Print

The latest example comes from GOP legislator Steve Hickey who has ignored the entirety of human existence and implies that somehow this whole gay sex thing is a new idea, and a nasty, evil, bad one at that.

Pastor Hickey (whose opponents in his district call “Doo” Hickey) calls out any doctor who claims that it’s not harmful, because obviously it is.  I mean, obviously, right?  It has to be!  I mean, I’m no doctor, but certainly the fact that doctors aren’t telling people it’s dangerous doesn’t mean the medical community knows anything about, you know, medical stuff.

And it’s only gay anal sex that bothers him.  He either is unaware that many heterosexual couples do that, too.  Or else he doesn’t think that’s nasty.  

Chances are he just never thinks about that, because he’s too busy thinking about those evil, nasty gay men with their chiseled buttocks just waiting for dirty gay sex to happen.

Editorial cartoon: Tears in Heaven

There is absolute evil in the world

Sometimes, when we’re arguing over minimum wage or legalization of marijuana or some other issue that is important to Americans, we should sit back and realize that our problems aren’t really that big, and we have a lot more in common than we seem to.  

Because when I read about absolute evil in the world, everything else seems minor in comparison. nigeria

A radical religious group in Nigeria recently kidnapped over two hundred girls whose crime it had been to want to learn.  These schoolgirls offended these fanatic’s views, so now these innocent children are being sold into slavery and forced into “marriages”.

These animals have killed thousands over the past few years as they attempt to cleanse the world of the unbelievers.  If you saw this in a movie, you’d think it would be far-fetched.

I may rant and rail against religious conservatives in America who want to force their religious laws on the rest of us, but that is so minor compared to evil of this type.

It just makes me depressed for humanity, as I realize how young humans are and how far we have to go.

So why aren’t people more outraged?  Why isn’t this the main story on the news?  Do you think if this had happened in Europe or Australia we would have heard more about it?  A plane that crashed has gotten more airtime than this…

Editorial cartoon: Gun patrol

Republican-favored background checks found unconstitutional

Republicans greatly favor background checks.  They want to make it harder for people to exercise one of their most basic fundamental Constitutional rights.  However, the courts have once again struck down their attempts in a blow against freedom.

I mean, come on, it’s not like I’m talking about guns here where there should be no restrictions whatsoever as to who can buy one.  Voting requires extreme background checks!  gavel

Republicans decided a while ago that since they have trouble getting a majority of votes in many places, the best thing to do is cheat.  And they’re not even subtle about it, since many have been caught stating very clearly that their goals are to keep Democrats from voting.

Fortunately, the courts — even ones dominated by Republicans — have seen through the charade.  Here in Pennsylvania a few days ago, the Court refused to stay an earlier decision striking down our voting registration law, and Wisconsin and Arkansas had similar decisions in the last few days.

Editorial cartoon: A change of strategy

OK, so this Donald Sterling apparently exists …

I know nothing about professional sports, and had never heard of Donald Sterling until this weekend.  Seems he said some blatantly racist (and sexist) remarks that were recorded and now everyone is demanding that he resign.  He’s losing sponsors and otherwise feeling the heat.

So, of course, the first thing the right wing does when faced with a racist in their midst is to run away and disown him.   They tried to do that with last week’s racist, Clive Bundy, and now they’re doing the same with Donald Sterling, except this time they’re using the old technique of lying through their teeth.   donald-sterling

“He’s a Democrat!” claimed the right wing blogosphere, pointing out that he had donated some money to former Basketball player Bill Bradley’s campaign many years ago.

That’s it.  That’s basically the evidence.

Which is contradicted by the easily verifiable search of voter registration records showing him as a long-time registered Republican.

Am I implying that all racists are Republicans?  Of course not, and don’t try to put words into my mouth.  And I know that most Republicans are not liars.

But I’m damned tired of loudmouths on the right spreading lies, while responsible Republicans remain silent and refuse to call them out on it.

 

Editorial cartoon: Not Neutrality

How to hide your racism

Clive Bundy hasn’t said anything different than what many popular politicians have said on the right;  he just didn’t say it according to the modern rules on how to pretend you’re not racist.  clive_bundy-504x320

(In case you haven’t paid attention, here’s what the lawbreaking rancher said:  “I want to tell you one more thing I know about the Negro … They abort their young children, they put their young men in jail, because they never learned how to pick cotton. And I’ve often wondered, are they better off as slaves, picking cotton and having a family life and doing things, or are they better off under government subsidy? They didn’t get no more freedom. They got less freedom.”)

Now even racists on the right are distancing themselves from the man they had previously called a patriotic hero.  Here’s what Bundy didn’t know that they do:

Lesson one:  Use code terms.  Don’t say “black” or “negro”.  The proper term these days is “thug.”  Warning:  Make sure you never refer to an actual white criminal as a thug so as not to confuse your listeners.  If talking about welfare, you can also use “inner city” — that seems to have worked well for Paul Ryan (see Lesson two).

Lesson two:  Equate welfare with slavery, but in a good way (not like Bundy did).  Ignore the fact that most people on welfare are white and predominately in the south.  For some amazing reason, racist whites on welfare know they need it and deserve it, and so any comment about welfare cheats never seems to apply to them.  So don’t worry about offending your base.  (Freedomworks, a major Tea Party group, has promoted this idea through its promotional movies and blogs a lot.)  This is what Paul Ryan did a few weeks ago, and he’s still a darling of the right!

Lesson three:  Like any racist, assume that the example you see represents that entire race.  Forget all the black scientists, lawyers, judges, business leaders, preachers, and Presidents of the United States who prove you completely wrong and concentrate instead on the small percentage who fulfill your stereotypes.  Never mention the good examples!  (Bundy has this part down pretty well, actually.)

Bundy is merely repeating the things he hears constantly from some of the leaders of the Republican party.  He just rephrased it in the wrong way.