Guiliani just can’t stop lying

Guiliani gave a bitching press conference after losing his damages trial, saying “Did you notice the judge didn’t allow us to present any evidence in our defense?” Um, yes, because you already had that trial and lost and this one was only to determine how much you’d have to pay. If he was a lawyer, he’d know that.

Oh, right.

He could have taken the stand in his defense, but his own lawyers wisely decided that to allow him to lie again, this time under oath, would be a bad idea.

During the press conference, he repeated the lies, once more admitted he had no evidence to support the lies, and in essence, committed the crime again.

These guys never learn.

“Only on day one”

Clay Bennett

If Trump is immune to all laws…

The Supreme Court has been asked to determine whether Presidents and ex-Presidents are above the law and completely immune to criminal prosecution.

This has never been before the Court in our entire history, but that may be because, I dunno, we’ve never had a President charged with multiple felonies before.

If the Supreme Court agrees with Trump, then I guess it sets a precedent.

Biden: “Great! FBI, get rid of Trump and oh, the entire cast of Fox News. What are you gonna do? I’m immune!”

These idiots never consider the fact that anything they get like this works for us as well. “Oh, you think the Vice President can just nullify an election? Wonderful! Kamala, nullify all the Republicans who just got re-elected to the House.”

cartoon by Adam Zyglis

Another conspiracy

Proof the Three Wise Men were Republicans

“Mary and Joseph! Great to meet you. Congrats on the new baby, who is the Son of God and everything. He’s the most important person on the planet in the history of the world. So good luck raising him in this barn, and don’t expect any help from us. Here’s some presents, now we’re off.”

It’s always struck me as strange that they know who this kid is, travel to see him, and then just leave him alone for the next 30 years or so. You’d think if he was that important, they’d take him somewhere to be protected and to learn the religion and everything. I mean, come on, I’ve read plenty of books about babies born into prophecy — that’s what they do.

And what do Republicans do? They care about babies tremendously, until they’re born.

Cheat to win

Election day 2023

“Those Democrats with their radical agenda! They want to allow women to make their own medical decisions without government oversight! They want gay people in love to be able to get married! They think you shouldn’t have to be rich to get health care! They think higher education should be available to everyone no matter their income! They even think that we shouldn’t punish transgendered people!”

Voters: “These terrible Democrats! What were their names again so we can recognize them when we go into the voting booth?”

Superman

Why you should only vote for Democrats

I know some local Republicans who are running for office, and they’re running for things like Clerk of Courts and Register of Wills and boring jobs that really have no political agenda or political power. So in some ways, you can say “What’s the big deal if I vote for this person?”

But you need to ask yourself how you could vote for someone who supports a party that stands for the following:

  • Discrimination against gays and lesbians
  • Eliminating the Environmental Protection Agency
  • Open carrying of firearms and reduction of any gun control laws
  • Lowering the minimum wage
  • Opposition to equal pay for women
  • Tax breaks for billionaires
  • Reproductive decisions made by government and employers
  • Deporting of refugee children
  • Denying of climate change and science
  • Creationism taught in school
  • Health care only for those who can afford it
  • Elimination of unions
  • Banning of books that they disagree with politically
  • Support for treasonous Presidents and denial of democracy

If I vote for a Republican Dog Catcher, am I thus supporting someone who believes in discrimination? That thinks my wife is a lesser person who can’t make her own decisions? Who supported overturning an election?

More importantly, why should I help that party at all? Every lower office run by a Republican helps the party raise money for the bigger offices, and legitimizes their positions.

So if and until the Republicans go back to the days when there were reasonable conservatives, don’t give them more power.

And it’s important to vote in every election. The GOP has spent its time filling our school boards with radicals who want to censor what your kids can learn, defund public schools to help private schools, and give us an educational crisis we haven’t seen in years, where dedicated teachers are leaving all over the country because of these extremists. Don’t just pay attention to election day every four years! Every election counts!

Be sure to vote, and only vote for Democrats. It’s the only way we’re going to stop them.

So worried