Hello, conservatives. I know that you don’t like the federal government deciding abortion issues and you think the states should decide, since the states are closer to the people.

Of course, the problem is that many states are really big, and there’s not one abortion position that fits the entire state. Sure, New York is liberal, but if you go upstate, you’ll find that there are many people in rural parts of the state who do not agree with what their state does (in the same way you don’t agree with what the feds do).

So we should let the individual counties decide abortion issues instead.

Hm, but there’s still a problem, in that not everyone in the county agrees either. Perhaps we should reduce it to individual towns and cities instead. But then even so, there’s no consensus. Maybe neighborhoods or streets would be better?

If your goal really is to “let the people decide” then I guess the only way to accomplish that is to let the individual woman decide. Surely that meets your goals completely without any of the difficulties of disagreements!

There! Problem solved!