“Yeah, gimme a pack of Marlboro Lights.”
“Sir, this is a Foot Locker. We only sell shoes here.”
“What? But that’s illegal! You have to sell me cigarettes!”
So we find another gross injustice and example of discrimination in American society.
This has brought about some questioning from the media. “How can a business decide to not sell a legal product?” asks a reporter from Fox News. (Ha ha! I really didn’t need to add the “from Fox News” part, did I?)
Anyway, Miss America pageant contestant and Fox News “reporter” Gretchen Carlson was quite upset about CVS’s decision to no longer sell cigarettes.
"Businesses need freedom!" Fox News continually shouts. "A business owner shouldn't have to answer to anyone about their internal decision-making … Except when they decide things we here at Fox don't like. That's different."
I think the real reason Fox is so upset is because President Obama applauded CVS for taking this position. And as we all know, if Obama is in favor of anything, Fox News is legally required to oppose it.
I anxiously await the day Obama proclaims that "breathing is good."