May the 4th be with you — except the prequels

I love a good pun (as anyone who has checked out my book titles know)… And today I am being bombarded on Facebook with “Star Wars Day” — not because the film was released today or anything, but simply for the pun.

I remember seeing the first film (now known as “A New Hope”) about a week after it came out. My friend Gary Walker had seen it and was raving about it, so we went down to the local mall to see it. I enjoyed it tremendously, and anxiously awaited each sequel. Although I read a lot of science fiction, I was never a Star Wars fanboy. I didn’t buy the books or toys (I was already in college), and still can’t name all the side characters everyone knows by heart, but there’s no doubt I enjoyed the films.

Then Lucas ruined the films with the prequels — or as they are known around my house “The Films Which Shall Not Be Named.”

There are thousands of stories that could be told in the Star Wars universe (which I hope Disney will consider). Instead, Lucas gives us the earlier story of Darth Vader.

Let’s ignore the fact that the films are terribly directed and acted, full of cartoony CGI, and look like their primary purpose is to sell toys. Let’s just talk about the story of the prequels.

Where’s the suspense? We know how the trilogy ends. We know what happens to Vader. There were absolutely no surprises or twists or “Luke, I’m your father” moments in the film.

To make matters worse, anyone watching the films in order today will have all the twists in the later films spoiled. “Oh, Vader is Luke’s father? Big deal, I knew that two films ago.”

But the films also are not consistent in and of themselves. Vader creates C3PO when he’s a kid and yet C3PO never mentions this to anyone in the later films? And Vader just forgets? And seriously, if you’re trying to hide Luke from Vader, why are you putting him on the planet where he was born, using the same last name?

Besides, Jar Jar Binks.

So let’s hope Disney takes the new films they are making in the Star Wars universe and does something new. We don’t have to see the same story again. There are trillions of people in the universe, let’s have some of their stories. Disney has a good producer/director/writer in charge, and I have A New Hope that things will be better. (Heh)

Just keep Lucas away from it.

3 thoughts on “May the 4th be with you — except the prequels

  1. Ha, I always wondered that too– it was a terrible hiding place. Except that it was remote, and his mother was already dead, he had only met the step-dad once before. Also, Vader thought the child (he didn’t know they were twins?? — with all that advanced tech, they couldn’t tell earlier???) had died with Padme. I think, I can’t remember.


  2. You know a movie is really bad when not even Liam Neeson or Samuel L. Jackson – BOTH as Jedi knights – can’t save it.

    The one good thing that came from the prequels: If a writer can write THAT bad and still have it made into a movie, I’ve got a pretty good chance myself.


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