Breaking news! Something happened 102 years ago!

I am not making this up.

People in doctor waiting rooms and airplane terminals were shocked today to learn the new breaking news from CNN:  The Titanic has sunk!

102 years ago.

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This is breaking!  You have to know this!  It’s almost as important as the breaking news CNN has reported every day concerning the downed airplane, which generally is along the lines of “nothing found yet.”  Breaking!

Saturday Night Live even did a skit satirizing this last weekend, and now CNN is more absurd than the skit.

I am not making this up.

 

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