A mass contingent of conservatives who hate the oppressive power of Big Government recently traveled to Ferguson, Missouri to show their support for citizens fighting against Big Brother.
“This is just like our battle with farmer Bundy,” said the leader of one group. “Or Waco! Who does the government think they are, shooting at innocent kids like that? And then bringing in military-style police forces to silence people who are legally protesting. What is this, Communist China?”
“We warned you,” claimed another group. “We said that sooner or later, we’d have to take up arms against the government that tramples on our rights and ignores the Constitution. Now is the time for all good citizens to grab their guns and fight!”
Later, the group changed its mind when it discovered that the government was only oppressing and shooting unarmed black people. “That’s different,” the patriots said, as they went off to look for another millionaire white guy to declare treason with.