My impersonation of a Texas politician

Here’s my impersonation of a Texas politician:

“That goldurn Obama keeps sending the national guard and military down here! texasHe wants to take over Texas! The national gummit is big and scary!”

Same politician, two weeks later:

“Goldurnnit, Obama, we need you to send the national guard and military down here to help us with the flooding! We need the national gummit to help us against things that are big and scary!”

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