I once had a job raking the leaves
Out in the woods
A socialist job keeping them safe
The best I could
A Scandinavian task that was needed it seems
I moved the leaves from the forest and into the streams
So day after day I raked away
Down through the snow
“An important task” they’d say when I’d ask
I didn’t know
It was demeaning and tiring and I couldn’t see
How this was a process done in any other country
So one day I stopped and took a break
There’s my mistake
The forest caught fire
I didn’t do good
But a Norwegian would
Look, conspiracy-minded conservatives:
Liberals knew you guys would try to steal the election, so many of them voted in advance, to make sure there was a paper trail. They mailed in ballots.
Honestly, those ballots often aren’t counted unless the election is close. And that’s what has happened. In many races across the country, the counting is still going on. And there are sure to be challenges from the losers.
We could solve this kind of thing from happening, you know, if we just gave everyone automatic voter registration and had paper trails of every election. Then you wouldn’t have to worry about this sort of thing happening.
Oh, right, you’re the ones against that. That might mean the majority of Americans would vote, and then you’d lose almost every time.
We didn’t get everything we wanted, true, but only the most naive thought we would. Admittedly, I thought we’d do better than we did in the Senate, but there’s plenty of good news about yesterday’s election:
We took the House by a pretty big margin. This means there is finally a check on the President’s power. You know, how it is supposed to be no matter which party is in charge.
Colorado elected the first openly gay governor.
In Kansas and Wisconsin, conservative Republican governors wop had ruined the economies with their stupid “trickle down” policies were rejected as both went Democratic. Kansas also flipped a House seat, with the first Native American woman being elected (who is also a lesbian).
We also elected two Muslim congresswomen, the first black congresswoman in Massachusetts, the first female senators in Arizona and Tennessee, and over 100 women to various offices.
Utah will never elect a Democrat, but new Senator Mitt Romney isn’t a crazy Trump guy, so that’s a half win and probably the best we can expect from Utah.
The bigot Kim Davis — the woman who refused to issue marriage licenses to gay couples — lost her seat.
Florida voted to restore felons’ voting rights. Everyone should have the right to vote, and with minor crimes now being categorized as felonies, this was a major prohibition. And it’s especially important in states where blacks are arrested with more frequency.
In Michigan, voters passed a referendum to end gerrymandering in their state by requiring an impartial committee to redraw districts.
Here in Pennsylvania, state-wide Democrats held their seats by really big margins. We made major gains in the gerrymandered state House and Senate (gaining 10 House seats and 5 Senate seats). We added four more Democrats to Congress (including flipping a seat in my district so now I have a Democrat representing me in Washington), going from 13 Republicans and 5 Democrats to 9 and 9.
Yes, Beto in Texas didn’t win, but he was never really expected to. He did much better than almost anyone thought, and he, along with other Democrats who did better than expected, show that the way to do well in red states is not to just be a “Republican lite.” After all, as it’s been said, if given a choice between a Republican and a Republican, voters will choose the Republican every time.
Florida and Georgia governor races were extremely close, and progressive black candidates did very well in these southern states. In Georgia, the person running the election was also the person running for Governor (this is like a judge deciding a case where he is the defendant). He’s a crook who cheated as much as he could to win, and the Democrat has yet to concede because the votes are very close.
So overall, a good night and a repudiation of Republicans and Trump. Not as huge as we had hoped, but still good.