Ted Cruz replaced by wacky inflatable tube

Republicans were pleased today when Senator Cruz was replaced by a wacky and lovable inflatable promotional tube today.4370674716

“Look at him, isn’t he great?” said Senator McCain as the tube fluttered and bounced around behind the Senate podium. “It’s much more fun to watch than Senator Cruz, and accomplishes the same thing he did without having to worry about bathroom breaks.”

When some complained that the tube was not appropriate, supporters pointed out that both the tube and the Texas Senator were very similar, since they were both brainless and filled with hot air.

4 thoughts on “Ted Cruz replaced by wacky inflatable tube

  1. You know it’s too bad that Cruz’s recent filibuster stunt hadn’t cheesed off Mr. Reid into actually getting rid of filibusters.

    Their becoming a huge time waster in congress, plus yet another reason so little “work” actually gets done there.

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