Sometimes my blog posts are just silly, sarcasm-filled rants, and I usually think they’re obvious enough that you can tell. Once in a while, however, someone writes to me, “Is this true?”
So here, for April Fool’s Day, are a few of my favorites:
Man in Dress Says Gay Marriage Will Harm his Non-Marriage : Taking marriage advice from the pope? Sure! Who’s better qualified?
Latin? As in Latin America? : Make a state motto in Latin? Clearly the work of them damn ferners!
Ted Cruz replaced by wacky inflatable tube: Just as effective!
Nation’s bigots subject of hate-filled intolerance: How dare we criticize bigots? Aren’t we supposed to be tolerant?
South Carolina Joins the 21st Century; Senator Graham has the Vapors : And hits his head on the closet in which he lives.
How to Speak Republican: Lessons to GOP politicians on how to take good news for America and make it sound bad.
Cruz Control: Giddy over the government shutdown, Cruz plans other ways to destroy the country.
Tyrannical Obama tyrannically uses his tyrannical power to tyrannically force gays not to be discriminated against: The clear sign of tyranny is giving more rights to people.
Hero of the Day: Governor Rick Perry sure is a hero when it comes to photo ops.
Why won’t they vote for us? : Republicans try to figure out why those sinful gays and illegal Mexicans don’t want to vote for them.