South Carolina joins the 21st Century; Senator Graham has the vapors

Upon learning that his home state of South Carolina would be forced to allow gays and lesbians to marry, Senator Lindsay Graham waved his hands before his face, said “Goodness gracious me!  I think I have the vapors!” and then fainted.  He suffered minor injuries as he hit his head on the closet in which he resides.  Lindsey-Graham

For the rest of us, it was a day of cheering, as yet another federal court has ruled in favor of equality, leaving just the one that decided that no, the Constitution doesn’t say what every single other federal judge in the entire country has said it says.

The South Carolina Attorney General vowed to appeal to the 4th Circuit Court — the same Circuit Court that has already ruled in favor of gay marriage not too long ago.  In other words, Republicans once again will be using taxpayer money to fight another futile battle against equal rights, because Jeebus. Or something.  (Certainly not the law.)

 

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