Our previous first draft contest (“band names“) gave us some hilarious responses. This time, I asked for the first draft of movie titles, and here’s some of my favorites and the ones that got the most “likes” (in no particular order except me first):

Michael A. Ventrella:

• Moon Wars
• WALL-F
• The Wizard of Ounce
• Bravespleen
• The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Hours
• Howl’s Moving White Castle
• The Credibles
• Apocalypse Whenever
  
• Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Kidney Stone
• Hectopussy
• Aunt-Man
• Indiana Jones and the Penultimate Crusade
• The Halfback of Notre Dame
• The Perfect Stormy Daniels
• Plan 9 From Altoona, PA

Savannah Luther:

•  Ladychicken

Esther Friesner:

• The Spare Change of the Sierra Madre
• Debbie Visits Dallas
• Hi, Noon!

Brandon E. Kumm:

• Die In A Somewhat Difficult Way

Jay Pennington:

• Prince Kong
• Moulin Eyeliner
• The Ten Suggestions
• Lord of the Friendship Bracelets
• A Barely Worth Mentioning Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• Force 10 from Toblerone
• Permitted Planet
• Lawrence of Flatbush

Terri Lynn Coop:

• All’s Chill on the Western Front
• The Streets of Conshohocken

Pam Smith:

• The Jungle Pamphlet
• Raging Cow

Daniel Persons:

• Star Trek 3: The Search for Sporks
• The Seven Year Staph Infection

Rachelle Stein:

• Some Like it Lukewarm

Eric Hamilton:

• Irate Max
• Logan’s Amble
• Children of a Lesser Dog

David Edward Martin:

• It’s a Fairly Annoyed, Kind of Annoyed, Pretty Annoyed, Really Annoyed World

Jesse Hendrix:

• The Okay Dictator

Glenn Haumann:

• Indiana Jones and the Temple Of B’Nai Brith

Marcus Dark:

• Awe Woman

Rebecca Morris:

• Rosemary’s Tween
• The Devil Wears Chinese Rip-offs
• Call of Doody
• Minority Post-it Notes

James Ryan:

• The Shiny

Carl Montano:

• Children of the Zucchini

Jason Harris Vichinsky:

• Anxiety and Mild Disdain in Las Vegas

Steve Vaughan:

• You’ve Got Texts
• Crochet Your Wagon
• Conan the Bartender

Andrew Sugermeyer:

• Undocumented Immigrant Kane

Michael Engler:

• A Fistful of Dollies
• Slightly Soiled Harry

Maria Solly Engler:

• Ghostadmonishers

Jason Leon:

• The Fast and the Slightly Perturbed
• Dances with Irish Setters
• Monty Python and the Holy Grill
• Escape from New Brunswick
• Snakes on a Plain

Sarah Adams:

• The Penultimate Jedi

Susie Guarino:

• Where Eagles Consider
• Air Force Two
• First Lieutenant America

Mike Guarino:

• Illinois Jones and the Shrine of Moderate Peril
• Shaving Private Ryan

Kevin Irwin:

• Drizzle Man

Donald Smith:

• Larry of Arabia
• The Wildebeest in Winter
• Lab Assistant Zhivago

Michael Kaspszyk:

• A Hitchhikers’ Guide to the Neighborhood

Sorry I couldn’t post them all! Be a friend of mine on Facebook for the next one.