Previous first drafts:  Band names and Movie titles

Here are my favorites in the “book title” competition (and the ones that got the most “likes”).  And if you want to join in future ones, send a Facebook friend request.

Michael A. Ventrella

• The Okay Gatsby
• War and Not-War
• Donkey Hotey
• The Left Pinkie of Darkness
• The Sound and the Furries
• The Catcher in the Pumpernickel
• Ringworm
• Strawberry Finn
• The Selfie of Dorian Gray
• J, Robot
• Do Androids Dream of Electric Sleep?
• The Man who Folded His Wallet
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hellos

Ef Deal

• Moby Bob

Kelly Allard

• To Seriously Injure a Mockingbird
• Moby’s Dick

David Gerrold

• Stranger In A Strange Place
• The Puppet Monsters
• Time For Enough Love
• The Left Hand of Dorkness
• The Grapes of Rage

Van Tilburg

• Beau Jest
• Harry Pothead and The Goblet of Weed

Murray Blehart

• Okay Omens
  The Dragon-Walkers of Pern

Henry Hart

• The Stray Cat, the New-Age Yoga Teacher, and the End Table

Christine Norris

• A Crease in Time

James Ryan

• Gone With the Light Breeze
• Sooner Rather Than Later, Voyager
• Tinker, Seamstress, Reservist, Snitch
• A Streetcar Named Intrigued
• Steppenpuppy

L.M. Kate Johnston

• Fifty Shades of Neigh

Chuck Rothman

• Middling Expectations

Dean Herrmann

• The King James Babble
• A Christmas Carly

Jesse Hendrix

• A Haunakah Hymn
• The Old Man and the Pond
• Casino Royale with Cheese

Joe Niedbala

• Heart of Dimness
• Lady Chatterly’s Liver
• An Arbor Day Carol

Drew Bittner

• Howard’s Midsection

Cheryl Lynn Jones

• Green Eggs and Food Poisoning

David Sweeney

• A Tree Grows on Staten Island

Larry Hodges

• The Wizard of Ounces

Steven Morgenlander

• Boss of the Bracelets

Jonnan West

• The Man in the Aluminium Foil Mask

Nicci Burnside

• Gulliver’s Staycation
• The Call of The Domesticated

Scott Gillespie

• Concern and Dislike in Las Vegas
• Plucky New World

J.A. Fludd

• Pride and Mistaken Assumption
• Crime and Plea Bargain

Pam Smith

• No County for Millennials
• Nurse Yes

Paul Boyle

• Civil Disagreement on the Bounty

Farber Bunny

• Around the Neighborhood in 80 Minutes
• The Second Cousins From A Previous Marriage Karamozavs
• 10,000 millimeters under the Sea
• The Past Puberty But Not Yet Middle Age Man and the Sea

Gary Dowell

• The Hatchback of Notre Dame

J. Spike Rogan

• Goodnight Reverend Sun Myung Moon

Sam Norman

• The Moon is a Rude Girlfriend

Thom Truelove

• The Dunce and Future King

Chris Impink

• The Sternly-Worded Letter of the Worlds
• Do Androids Dream of Book Titles?
• A Tryst with Rama
• I Have No Mouth and Would Like a Breath Mint
• The Martian Direct Mail Circulars