Irony Alert: Song about brotherhood and bringing us together has divided us

Whenever I see some conservative politician’s ad about “Real America” it always shows  a bunch of white people on a farm somewhere, even though the vast majority of Americans live in cities and suburbs, never see a farm, and are more and more not even white.  As I said in a previous post, “Real America” to me is a bustling city full of all sorts of different cultures, races and religions living together in relative peace and harmony.

So I thought the Super Bowl Coke ad was wonderful.  It showed Americans, singing “America the Beautiful,” and making its point that we are all Americans, no matter what we look like, who we love, or what our native language may be.

So here it comes.  Warning:  Irony Alert.  A lot of Irony Alert.

Some conservatives thought the ad was an insult.  They complained, often with misspelled words and poor grammar, that if you can’t speak English you shouldn’t be considered an American.

Michael Patrick Leahy over at Breitbart complained that Coke had used this song, which is about brotherhood and bringing people together, in a divisive manner.  He complained that it didn’t fit our American ideals of “e pluribus unum.”  That latin phrase literally means “out of many, one.”  Or, to use simpler words, we are stronger together than we are as individuals and no matter what we are as individuals, we are all accepted and part of the whole. 

Best were the “patriots” who whined that Coke had ruined “our National Anthem” (which is, of course, “The Star Spangled Banner”).

So yeah, I don’t get the complaints.  They think this ad is tearing us apart from what America really means when to me, it is exactly what America means.

Maybe we should ask the people involved

“The Cleveland Indians isn’t insulting!” say many many white people.  “And the Redskins?  They are a proud people.  They don’t mind at all.”

Gee, that doesn’t seem to be what Native Americans are telling us.

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Sure, sometimes people can be overly sensitive.  And sometimes “political correctness” goes too far.  But you know what?  When I was a kid, “political correctness” was called “being polite.”

I like to listen to experts when I want to make a decision.  I think doctors know more about vaccines than actors.  I think lawyers know more about the Constitution than talk radio personalities.  I think plumbers know more about sink clogs than Presidential candidates.  You get my point.

When you wonder if something may be insulting to a particular group, it just might be that the particular group is the “expert.”  I am not sure I should be telling them that they are not feeling a certain emotion, because I cannot personally relate to that experience.

People often can’t put themselves in another’s position.  They would be outraged if there was a sports team that made fun of their particular ethnic group, but don’t see any problem with another group being so stereotyped.  Or perhaps they wouldn’t be outraged concerning their own group, and therefore think no one else should ever be outraged either.

In either case, the decision to be outraged does not belong to them.

Make-believe people can only be one color?

Here we go again.  People are still debating whether a make-believe character can be a color other than their own.

Many conservatives cannot stand the idea of Santa possibly being black.  Why, the idea of such a thing!  Ronald Reagan would have never stood for it. nancy_reagan_mr_T_12 (Here, of course, is where I insert a picture of Mr. T performing as Santa at the White House in the Reagan administration.  Come on, you all knew that was coming.)

But it’s not just Santa.  I’ve seen science fiction geeks get all crazy when someone suggests that Superman could be black.  “But he’s not!” they scream.

Well why not?  Geez, he’s not even from earth.  He could be green with yellow polka dots.  Why would that distract from truth, justice, and the American way?  (OK, well, admittedly it would make it harder to pose as mild-mannered Clark Kent…)

There are indeed instances where the race or gender or sexual orientation of a fictional character is important to the story — but if it’s not, who cares? Why does it matter one bit what race Santa is?

That’s what I can’t quite figure out.

Jesus and Santa were white?

Megyn Kelly from Fox News is at it again, insisting that not only is Santa Claus white (despite being based on St. Nicholas, who was from modern-day Turkey) but so is Jesus (who was a Jewish lad from the middle east). BK Santa

This fits in with the conservative bubble, where everything involves them and has to fit into their world view or it either doesn’t exist (climate change, evolution) or it is changed to be just like them (Jesus and Santa).

It’s a lack of empathy, a lack of being able to see things from others’ points of view that is the basis for much of conservative thought. They are against gay marriage until they have a gay child; they are against maternity leave until they have a baby; they are against Obamacare until they need health care coverage for their family. Whatever problems anyone has don’t mean a thing if they don’t affect them personally.

Megyn Kelly has had to backtrack a bit over her statements, but, as you can expect, she now claims that she is a victim of racism. As if insisting that your personal heroes can’t be of a different color than you means you’re a racist! Oh, right, yeah it does.

Rush Limbaugh’s history lesson

Rush Limbaugh gave his listeners a history lesson the other day. He said that “caucasians aren’t responsible for slavery” because, after all, caucasians fought a civil war in order to end slavery!

Apparently, these caucasians were fighting against robots or something, because otherwise it would …

Ah, the heck with it. Trying to point out how stupid Rush Limbaugh is? Just too easy. Instead, listen to Moxy Fruvous’ hilarious song about him. Lyrics below; song begins around 2:45 (this was the only version I could find on the net).

THE GREATEST MAN IN AMERICA

Ditto…
Ditto…
Ditto…
Ditto…

Coming from Canada, we love those leaders who personify the US way to be
There was JFK, and LBJ, and WKRP

But of these there is not one to rival
The greatest genius of them all
He’s a megalo, with a healthy glow
He’s the man called Rush Limbaugh

He’s a dose of PT Barnum
With a Mussolini twist (El duce!)
There in the limosine, parked on the lawn
He’s a goofy Ghengis Kahn

Not since Jesus Christ has the world seen someone with such widely syndicated views
Hundreds of years from now they’ll celebrate Rushmas
And Rush Hoshana for the Jews

Cause he’ll pull the plug on Feminazis
Paranoid minorities and gays
He’s a burning bush with a network push
Sure to start a countrywide blaze

He taught me to love and praise Charlton Heston
Oliver North is quite a nice man too
Forget Al and Tipper
Let’s bring back the Gipper
And Joe McCarthy too

I was a troubled soul
Consumed by voices advocating special interest groups and vice.
‘Til Rush rushed to my sweet rescue
Now I’ll never ever have to think twice

So we’ll sign a check for Limbaughism
Restore the moral fundamental core
We’ll cut the debt
And start a tet offensive on the poor

It’s a blitzkreig in the making (EVERYBODY!)
It’s distinctly upper class (Well, not everybody)
Yes sir, I’ll get the door
Roll the carpet on the floor
For a man
(for a man)
For a man
(Such a man)
For a man with his head up his …

Ditto!
Ditto!
Ditto!
Ditto!

Ask us the name of the king
It’s RUSH!